Meme

(Scroll down for July 13th's story, "My Attempt at a Complaint-Free World")

Thank you to Judi at Lines Composed... and JenJen at Jen's Voices for this Major Award!

I am supposed to list ten things about myself that no one knows and then tag ten bloggers with this award. But I think everyone I follow has already received this one! I have some great links to the right, however, to a few of my favorites and tag anyone reading to partake if desired.

As for the ten things about me that no one knows, that is impossible, as I am one of the least private people I know. So, instead, I will list for you some of my rules I live by:

• Do not buy clothes that require ironing unless you think there's a chance you might wear it on "Oprah"
• Do not buy any home decor you don't love enough to dust
• Always keep emergency feminine supplies in your car (ladies and ultra-sensitive men only)
• Ice cream belongs in the dairy food group
• Video games make children highly uninteresting
• Uninteresting children are at risk for becoming uninteresting adults
• Halloween costumes are for grown-ups too
• I should not be allowed to use glue guns without proper supervision
• Technically, anyone can karaoke
• Obviously, not everyone should

Have a great week!